I appreciate your fierce interest in me. My name is Noah (this seems familiar), and I am a writer. "What have you written?" I hear you asking. Wow, you really ask thought-provoking, intelligent questions. You're the best. Since you're the best, I'll answer: I've written many academic papers, and a handful of small creative pieces. If I'm being honest with you, many of my academic writings don't meet my present standards, and will therefore be subject to omission. As time marches slowly on, so too will I type my way to a portfolio that adequately conveys my awesome proficiency as a wordsmith. Source? Trust me, bro. I may also use this platform to broadcast opinions on other people's work.

 

I'm comfortable with bland, technical writing, but my passion lies namely in the actively creative facet of the written word, be it reflected through scripts, absurdist fiction, fantasy, sci-fi, poetry, short stories, medium stories, long stories, and even stories the length of which my aunt tells while I impatiently suffer the devastating decay of the fresh, counter-top-seated family reunion pie. Buckle up, strap in, strap on, cross your fingers, bite down on this, hold on to your butts, and be ready to move, shake, bust it, twist it, pull it, and stick the landing.