Noah Summers: Creative Writer
Step inside my skin and go for a jaunt around the media sphere. I do not validate parking.
Welcome to Me
Discover my writing portfolio, and explore my unique style, passion, and projects that reflect my taste. Yeah, my taste - does that interest you? I won't tell.
150+
1
year until the tremendous weight of my unrealized talent propels me to supercritical insanity
days spent avoiding finishing this website
I appreciate your fierce interest in me. My name is Noah (this seems familiar), and I am a writer. "What have you written?" I hear you asking. Wow, you really ask thought-provoking, intelligent questions. You're the best. Since you're the best, I'll answer: I've written many academic papers, and a handful of small creative pieces. If I'm being honest with you, many of my academic writings don't meet my present standards, and will therefore be subject to omission from this website. As time marches slowly on, so too will I type my way to a portfolio that adequately conveys my awesome proficiency as a wordsmith. Source? Trust me, bro. I may also use this platform to broadcast opinions on other people's art.
I'm comfortable with bland, technical writing, but my passion lies namely in the actively creative facet of the written word, be it reflected through scripts, absurdist fiction, fantasy, sci-fi, poetry, short stories, medium stories, long stories, and even stories the length of which my aunt tells while I impatiently suffer the devastating decay of the fresh, counter-top-seated family reunion pie. Buckle up, strap in, strap on, cross your fingers, bite down on this, hold on to your butts, and be ready to move, shake, bust it, twist it, pull it, and stick the landing.
Introduction
Frequently Asked Questions
Where can I find your work?
Here, or secured against my father's fridge by no less than a handful of magnets. Probably best not to just show up at my dad's residence, though.
How can I contact you?
You can reach me through the contact form on my website for any inquiries. You can also try smoke signals.
Is there anything you won't write?
A manifesto, I hope; those usually don't bode well for their author(s).
Do you accept writing commissions?
Theoretically, yes. For certain projects, I might be willing to collaborate without initial - or any - compensation. Contact me.
(...by who?)
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