If you stare at worms long enough, you can hear their thoughts!!!

Hello? Yes, this is he.

What exactly are you looking for here? Are you an inquisitive prospective client? My fruit of an ex? ...God? God, can you hear me? Please smite my hemorrhoids.

For now, this page is quite bare. Inclusions remain open to revision on the basis of reflection and new experiences. For all it gnaws toward oblivion, time may yet grant the boon of perspective.

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This isn't a joke. Please, if you're reading this, my name is Richard Doogan, and I got sucked into my computer on November 7th, 2025.

Richard Doogan
A collage featuring various pictures and text elements with an artistic flair. It includes images of paint palettes with vibrant colors, an interior space with greenery, motivational text, and graphic art, surrounded by pastel confetti-style decorations.
A collage featuring various pictures and text elements with an artistic flair. It includes images of paint palettes with vibrant colors, an interior space with greenery, motivational text, and graphic art, surrounded by pastel confetti-style decorations.

Sheboygan

Who gave this jackass a website? He writes OK, though.

A collection of books and writing tools on a surface, including two visible book covers with text in a non-English script, and a set of pens neatly arranged in a fabric holder. The surrounding fabric has a soft, muted color.
A collection of books and writing tools on a surface, including two visible book covers with text in a non-English script, and a set of pens neatly arranged in a fabric holder. The surrounding fabric has a soft, muted color.
Smitty Jorgesbenjensen

East Chinatown, Philadelphia

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